I married a Doombot!
biowarelove:

The Assassin’s Greeting by ~onibox
mizby:

8^)

mizby:

8^)

video game companies: *makes game with female/LGBT characters*
dudebros: wHAT HTe fUCK IS THSI SOCIAL ,.JUSITICE SHI.,,T,,...,.I canNOT,, BELEIVVB nnOT BYINHG...,

quantumfemme:

schrodingerstriceratops:

what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??

I can confirm this is 100% true

gristol:

i stg if i ever become professional concept artist i will just draw all female aliens all the damn time and when they ask why i don’t make males i’ll just be like ‘well hur hur i don’t know how do you make a male of the species? give him HUGE dong?? give him power tools??’

opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

My coffee image

How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

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spacetimefabric:

bussykiller:

BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON

This is the truest statement I will ever reblog.

ihadthebestdays:

Do you ever have that one line in a song that just means the world to you and has this deeper meaning that you feel just explains everything and then your friends listen to it and are just like that’s cool but you’re like NO THAT LINE IS JUST EVERYTHING HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND and you realize just how much music means to you

For every “★” I get, I will post a fact about my characters.

magicalrainbowsparrow:

You can specify any number of characters you want. You may also specific something you want to hear about, but not too specific. :>

ex: ★ Fears 

beepony:

artekka:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again

My favorite picture of him

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“Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!”

I just laughed out loud at this for 5 minutes